yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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