tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do herpes really smell.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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