she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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