just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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