found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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