Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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