please come you make the beer taste better
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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