Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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