and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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