yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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