I'm drive I can fine osifer
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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