do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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