Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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