he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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