her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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