This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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