You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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