For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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