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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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