he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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