I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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