Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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