Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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