Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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