I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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