Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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