Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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