hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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