Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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