That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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