That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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