Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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