Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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