We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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