all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
