Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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