Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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