i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
