That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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