the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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