She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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