We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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