come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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