Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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