My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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