Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
