All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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