I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
its liver damage thursday
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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