i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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