I only kidnapped one of them. chill
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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