even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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