What a fucking waste of an outfit
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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